M.I.A.

Alas! Forgive me my children… I know I’ve been neglecting my duties of late. The rooster is making my life difficult again, what with his pecking and flapping and crowing… god the crowing!

Meanwhile, judging from the poll, it’s heartening to know that everyone thinks I’m gonna get my eyes pecked out. Damn you all!

The madness will ensue in due course. Just bear with daddy and he will make everything alright… (Me. I'm the daddy.)