It Lives!

By all that is unholy, I have resurrected the dead! God help me…

Before I get into anything, let me issue an apology to my fans (yes, all 5 of you) for taking the blog equivalent of recording a new Guns N’ Roses album to do this update. Don’t be hatin’ on me, show some love!

Meanwhile, I’ve noticed a wide variety of smart-ass remarks on the tag board. Keep it up jerkwads, it’s meant for precisely that.

So to round out 2004 (I know I’m doing it mid-January), here’s a list of the notable events of yesteryear, in no particular order.

South Asian Tsunamis

A terrible tragedy. However, it is heartening to see people all over doing their part to donate and help those affected.

Bush Gets Re-elected

Proving once again that the majority of Americans are rednecks, this doofus gets re-elected for a second term. At least since winning, we don’t have to see his mug that often anymore.

Bit Torrent Sites Get Shut Down

Dear god why!!? WHY!?!

The Passion Makes $300 Million

Studio exec: “Let me get this straight… as long as the subject matter comes from the bible, we don’t need to have a plot, character development or coherent script and STILL rape at the box office? Ker-Ching!”

Internet Explorer Loses Market Share

Looks like people finally got sick of dealing with browser hijacks, security holes and viruses. MS’s laziness to update their browser due to market dominance (woah... we have something in common) is starting to catch up with them.

Ok that’s it for now. Here’s hoping 2005 isn’t as crap as 2004. I’ll be back later, at an unspecified date and time. Till then, keep it real.