Ch-ch-ch-changes

Change, like taking a morning leak, is inevitable.

Up till now, this blog has mostly consisted of insightful, well-researched and thought-provoking pieces commenting on events shaping the world around us. Who the hell am I kidding, it's been just a bunch of inane crap written by a devilishly handsome individual with too much time.

So instead of just writing senseless bullshit, I will attempt to supplement this blog with something a little meatier, and I’m not talking about porn links.

In the coming weeks, I’ll try to do some reviews on some of the stuff I come across which I deem worthy of writing. Movies, music, books and the like, you know the drill. Visiting this blog will actually be like, useful and shit. Hard to imagine, I know.

But wait... do I detect the foul odour of disbelief in the air? Well, I can't blame you guys if you don't believe me. Like how I said I’d add pictures in my first post, but haven’t. Or have I? Behold:

With my beautifully composed picture of a rhino's rear end, I believe I have silenced all my critics, while at the same time inducing female visitors with an unbridled desire to get to know me better.

You wish! Sorry ladies, but I’m not that easy. (I was lying, email me PLEASE!)